i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
So how was awkward coffee with forgets-your-name?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Sometimes I hate my life and then I remember I live in the WORLD CAPITAL OF RUM
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
