Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Your vagina must be outstanding or have a secret entrance to Narnia if someone is will to fly from Texas for one night of it.
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