yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Someone will be leaving this trip either pregnant or devastated.
the last girl i hooked up with and the last guy i hooked up with are hooking up right now. this is where bisexuality becomes a problem.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
I'm eating lunchables with a glass of wine while I FaceTime the guy I lost my virginity to.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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