When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
it glows. i had to have it.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
I woke up next to her will a oven mit taped to my cock. Dear god, I might have tried to use it as a condom.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
It was like the titanic mixed with those sad puppy commercials mixed with jello shots
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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