i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
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