Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
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