She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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