If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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