I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
girl is pretty boring. i'm gonna see if she'll let me finger her.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
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I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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