i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
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Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
guess who's eating a vending machine cheese danish, has no panties on, and is still the classiest bitch at this bus stop?
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
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I want to go to a gay rodeo for my cross country road trip. It'll be like my very own homo country boy pilgrimage to the holy land.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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