You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
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I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
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I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
i woke up this morning from the best one night stand. i made the guy mickey mouse pancakes for breakfast and when i walked back into the bedroom he said "marry me"
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