Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
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using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
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I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I can't believe you tried to cock block me from A DIFFERENT TIME ZONE.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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