rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
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im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I just found out via Facebook that my old dorm room is now the free condom distribution room on campus...IT'S LIKE THE UNIVERSE KNOWS!
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
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I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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