it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
You are like a prophet. It's amazing how many people you convince to be lesbians.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
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