Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
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