I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)
this is your brother
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
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nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
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you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I was just like oh sorry I'm peeling meanwhile my legs are on either side of his head and I look like a fucking Komodo dragon
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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