Are you kidding me. My sex life has diminshed to having wet dreams about jerking off.
Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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