would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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