ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I was just making a list of the girls i have slept with and i can't remember your sisters name
ugly people sure do ruin things
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
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how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
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We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
There are footprints all over my windshield
You said you were making waffles...
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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