I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
She bit a glass in half.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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