You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
i can't believe i had my finger in that
my brother is so whacked out on percocet from hurting his legs that he started crying because his belly button was so cute
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
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Gin and redbull in a wine glass. They think I'm keeping my wits with a really yellow Chardonnay. Gonna get ugly after a couple.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
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