Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
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It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
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This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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