Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
Randomize
