He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Someone's gotta tell him drunk sex comes before dating
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
Randomize
