Jerry, you need to find god
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
don't bother texting me at 10. my pants WILL be off and I'm not putting them back on to come see you.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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