8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
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