I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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