there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
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So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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