i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
She got subburned last week and her bikini ties in the middle...when I took off her shirt, there was a sunburned bow between her boobs. Like a present. Happy birthday to me!
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
That moment when your mom is so drunk she makes you get out of bed to lay in her bed because she thinks it feels like sleeping on a marshmallow peep....
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
There is a huge naked guy in the kitchen with the boner of a lifetime and what I believe is an assault rifle casually resting on his shoulder.
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