Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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