when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
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rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
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Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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