like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
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