plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
She just used a chaser for red wine.
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She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
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Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
i had fun fun last night, with the exception of you running over my foot with your car. makes a great story for my first one night stand.
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