Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
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I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
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