from now on my penis is your penis
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
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