just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
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All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
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I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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