sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
the the hell do you 'accidentaily" jizz on a shirt thats folded in a drawer?
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
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I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
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Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
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