so let's talk penis.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
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