No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
It was fun until I shot a pea out of my nose while throwing up. Left over tuna casarole at 3Am was a terrible choice.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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