Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
It's just like the Real World with babies
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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