All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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