dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
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life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
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If you find my purse on your yacht please call me - girl you slept with after yacht party
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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