Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
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you lied. pity sex is amazing.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
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One of my friends took me out last night for a bday celebration and I just now remembered that a man blew fire balls across the bar in honor of my birthday... How drunk do you have to be to forget that?
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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