AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Ever get that feeling that you're the back up booty call and half way through securing the fake date excuse to try to get in your pants, the guy hears back from the original booty call and drops the conversation with no explanation?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
