i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Does it bother you that I left your underwear hanging in a tree at the zoo? i think the turtles are enjoying it.
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
I have come to the conclusion that if you don't fulfill your life ambitions you should go into porn
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
Randomize
