i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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