Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
Randomize
