I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just found out that his ringtone for me is a train blowing bc and I quote 'I know when you call I'm getting laid'
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
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