If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I blacked out for most of the day but apparently I still met with my prof. I made notes...
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
So I slept with some guy last night and when I woke up in the am couldnt remember his name. I text him n asked "How do you spell your name?" to try n find out and all he replied was "With an A." WTF!?
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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