other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am the worst sexter. i actually told him .. if i had a penis, it would be hard right now. BTW thats a turn off.
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Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
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So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Basically I will actually need a reindeer pulled sleigh to make it to all the penises in one night.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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