Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
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Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
Why is there an appointment in my calandar called "get the fuck to the bus" at 3 am june 19th?
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
He ate me out on the front lawn of the post office. The people in the office across the road definitely got a show!
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