If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
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My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
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wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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