So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
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no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
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he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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