I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
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The irony of this text placement is more entertaining than the actual text haha--some people wake up in penthouses with expensive narcotics, while some people would do (literally) anything for a menthol...
Of course its not real. You woke up in your moms basement and snorted small lines of cheap coke off the fake fireplace mantle.
That sounds like the greatest morning of all time.
Of the top you fucking dumbass
Please don't ever post again- thanks
Glad I started a "dumb" trend.
off the to of the? WTF?