I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
So I totally just remembered that you tried to smoke a hornet out of it's nest.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
There's a difference tho. *I* drink at seven in the morning because I work graveyards. YOU drink at seven in the morning cause you're an alcoholic.
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