Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
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Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
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I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Welcome to the club of "Sick of cleaning up actual shit." We meet on the 3rd Sunday of each month. Bring your ceremonial viking helmet.
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
2016 was supposed to be my year of being a ho, but I guess 2017 might be too.
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
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